Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Car Culture

Is anyone original anymore when it comes to the whole car scene? It's the same FUCKIN SHIT ALWAYS. Why don't we make a generic car blog dedicated  to ugly Japanese men that drift. In this same shitty blog why don't we post the same cars drifting. Talk about ONE DAY HOPEFULLY VISITING THE BEST AND MOST UNIQUE place in the planet Japan. Post my  unique drift  car I'm building and post my awesome original rims.  When the same content gets boring we can make ourselves look so official by posting about the cool Asian restaurant I recently ate in with my offical multiethnic hipster friends. We of course have to show sexy eye candy to show our masculinity and love for ugly Asian women.I am also getting in shape by riding a  gay ass fixed gear bicycle because everyone else is doing it.I can either be a gay looking Asian or some fuckin white nerdy hipster that grows his beard so he thinks he's bad ass to compensate for his Japanese Fetish. All this to get props online and other men that:

A. Don't Pay Your Bills
B. Are only your friends because the only things you two can talk about is titanium exhaust
C. You wanna be just like everyone else
D. Dick riding is apparently cool and the best way to get ahead.

Do you honestly think you didn't waste time posting 3000+ post on a car forum?

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