1. I Can go out any time I want.
2. Smoke in public without people talking badly about me.
3. Get the best side of the bed.
4. Less time in the shower, less shampoo consumption.
5. Wear anything with the same jeans! Or Deshdasha!
6. Cheaper Gym prices.
7. Travel alone ANY TIME!
8. The Dewaneya free fun Adventure.
9. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
10. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
11. You can open all your own jars.
12. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
13. You don’t lose friends because the forgot to invite you.
14. Your underwear is cheaper and can be purchased from any store.
15. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
17. Deshdasha @ work + 3aza + 3ers.
18. No monthly period.
19. Bringing a kid to life needs only few seconds and no pain.
20. People will say you’re nice if you only said Hi
21. You drink your soup from the bowl.
22. Anyone can give you a haircut.
23. You don’t cry in movies.
24. Your family name shall last longer.
25. You don’t look in the mirror every 3 mins.
26. No PMS.
27. Fix tire punctures alone.
28. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. And Getra can help a lot.
29. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
30. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
31. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
32. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
33. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
34. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
35. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
36. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
37. You never have to clean the toilet.
38. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
39. You can write your name in the snow.
40. Chocolate is just another snack.
41. You can be president.
42. Flowers fix everything.
43. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
44. Foreplay is optional.
45. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
46. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
47. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
48. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
49. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
50. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
Guys, Life is much easier :P
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