1. Greater variety in clothes you're allowed to wear.
2. Guys will buy stuff for you if you're good company.
2. Guys will buy stuff for you if you're good company.
3. You're not accused of being weak if you are shy or soft spoken.
4. got off the Titanic first.
5. get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
6. No embarrassing boners.
7. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
8. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
9. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
10. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
11. Taxis stop for us.
12. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
13. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
14. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
15. coddled from birth.
16. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
17. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
18. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
19. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
20. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
21. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
31. You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports.
32. If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.
33. If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal, you can say so, out loud.
34. If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.
35. If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.
36. When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
37. If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.
38. If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
39. If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really chic.
40. You don't have to pretend to like cigars.
41. You'll never have to blow 2 months’ salary on anything.
42. You and your friends don't have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings.
43. If you pick up the check once in a while, that's plenty.
44. When you get a million catalogues in the mail, it's a good thing.
45. You don't have hair on your back.
46. If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.
47. If you have big ears, no one has to know.
48. You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.
49. The bathroom will smell better after we shower.
50. We got off the Titanic first.
See ! but most of your Advantages are based on guys!
See ! but most of your Advantages are based on guys!
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